no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

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Perks of dating me:
• I’ve got more wit
• a better kiss
• a hotter touch
• a better fuck

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“For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes.”

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